When you wear a band-aid (oops, I mean adhesive bandage), everyone can see it, right? Even the clear strips are perfectly obvious.So why not be flamboyant? Like with these pickle bandages from my alter ego website, Perpetual Kid. They're $4 for a tin of 15.
Now if you could get ham, swiss and rye bandages to go with them, you'd have lunch.
Well I have a box of cute Toast Bandages from a company called Accoutrements in Seattle. In the box was a free toy, a little 1-inch plastic businessman figurine in a white shirt an tie. I wonder what the gift has to do with toast. Maybe a reflection on the poor guys job status?
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